Sucksass 

Definition: Suck's so bad that it suck's ass. To have total suckage. Devoid of funk.

Origin: Northern California

That dj elektroholic sucksass!

Sucksass by Robert Roid April 1, 2004

Sucksessful 

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Suckass Samsonite 

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

sucksassfull 

A sort of portmanteau of the phrase "sucks ass" and the word "successful," and meaning quite the opposite of being successful— having achieved a state of being really awful, horrendously bad, a dismal failure.

Also synonymous with sucks ass.

1) I have fallen short of Mother's hopes for me; in every endeavor, I have been a sucksassfull son of a bitch.

2) That wine is essentially vinegar, it sucksassfull!

sucksassfull by mininutz April 2, 2009

sucks ass 

Much worse than "suck". Something that sucks to the nth power.

I can't believe I sat through that garbage! That sucked ass!

sucks ass by S-ISM September 19, 2005

sucks ass 

Basically saying how badly someone or something sucks.

You suck ass.

Damn this job sucks ass.

sucks ass by Trevor M. July 21, 2004

Suckassidness 

when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .

when you are excited about an upcoming event

and want to have fun with your friends only to be

told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!

Suckassidness by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011