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Sucksessful 

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.
Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.
Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Suckcession

A session(meeting) with the intent of nothing but oral(lots of licking, kissing and SUCKing).

a compound word formed from:

Suck: giving oral sex

Session: A meeting with the intent of completion of a set task

a Suckcession!
Yeah, my baby and I took a little trip to the movies yesterday and it turned into an orgy! We took turns going down on each other about ten times!!! It was a beautiful Suckcession!
Suckcession by Redwings Addict April 12, 2010

suckfest 

suckfest, n.

A place, idea, or state of being that completely and utterly sucks.
suckfest by WhoGivesAShit May 24, 2005
When something that really sucks becomes successful.
"Nickelback has achieved incredible worldwide suckcess"

"'Lips of an Angel' by Hinder is an extremely suckcessful song"
suckcess by sexualburgerking June 29, 2007

total suckfest 

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.
"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."

Suckfest 

An alias for Lifetime Movie Network
Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!
Suckfest by wittbelle October 10, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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