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Suck Puppy 

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.
Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.
Suck Puppy by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.
That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.
suck puppy schlong by Omni November 12, 2003

sickpuppy 

A guy that likes to give it to his missus 3 ways while being spanked with a piece of barbed wire, and can only perform while watching his two jack russels go at it at the foot of the bed.
Man that dude is one real sickpuppy.
sickpuppy by sickpuppy02 March 5, 2011

suckpuppet 

Secondary online identity used primarily to interact in a positive way with its owner's primary online identity.
Donkeytale's suckpuppet hoes everything he sez cuz it's his wigga.
suckpuppet by fritzcat June 16, 2009

Sickpuppy 

One that is never happy even if it is a success.
One that cusses alot.
Ya know guy, we could've done alot better than that. We should have never lost one game on defense.

Watch Out! He's Pulling A "Sickpuppy"!
Sickpuppy by E_Sheets April 10, 2007

Suckpuppeter 

Way to call a native american a uneducated retard
We really do hate suckpuppeters in this universe.
Suckpuppeter by Reflexiandeed December 10, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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