Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 7, 2019

Suck-Puppy

A derrogatory term for someone who is sucly but cool to be around. Can be used to describe any person or animal. Can also be use in place of suck up.

Brian is such a suck-puppy!

by HappyDays193 March 22, 2018

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 13, 2003