Suck Puppy 

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

Suck Puppy by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019

Suck-Puppy 

A derrogatory term for someone who is sucly but cool to be around. Can be used to describe any person or animal. Can also be use in place of suck up.

Brian is such a suck-puppy!

Suck-Puppy by HappyDays193 March 22, 2018

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

suck puppy schlong by Omni November 12, 2003

sickpuppy 

A guy that likes to give it to his missus 3 ways while being spanked with a piece of barbed wire, and can only perform while watching his two jack russels go at it at the foot of the bed.

Man that dude is one real sickpuppy.

sickpuppy by sickpuppy02 March 5, 2011

suckpuppet 

Secondary online identity used primarily to interact in a positive way with its owner's primary online identity.

Donkeytale's suckpuppet hoes everything he sez cuz it's his wigga.

suckpuppet by fritzcat June 16, 2009

Sickpuppy 

One that is never happy even if it is a success.
One that cusses alot.

Ya know guy, we could've done alot better than that. We should have never lost one game on defense.

Watch Out! He's Pulling A "Sickpuppy"!

Sickpuppy by E_Sheets April 10, 2007

Suckpuppeter 

Way to call a native american a uneducated retard

We really do hate suckpuppeters in this universe.

Suckpuppeter by Reflexiandeed December 10, 2022