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Suchage

The grey area in between the touch and the toss. The Suchage can be a person, or a verbal response to someone flicking your tip literally or metaphorically. An absolute suchage is when you get “suched” at the highest degree. Being a Suchage can be a compliment and a diss depending on context.
The Suchage just flicked my absolute tip.

*after someone says something retarted*
“The SUCHAGE!”
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Suckage

the POS that is Responsys Interact v6 (aka Vista)
Why didn't the e-mail launch?" "Because of the sheer magnitude of SUCKAGE that is Responsys
by vistaphile2 July 8, 2010
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Suckage

Total state of suck. Where everything in sight is teh sux0r.
Giant robots crushed the casinos and mooshed the brothels and started fires that burned things and left ruin and SUCKAGE
by PSYmon February 27, 2003
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Schagen

An awesome city in the Netherlands, it's small but it has EVERYTHING you need; stores, a library, a cinema, many sportsclubs.
1: Have you ever been to Schagen?
2: No, how is it there?
1: Schagen is fucking awesome!
by afrodite1234 October 30, 2011
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Butt Suckage

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.
by hwcdesign March 2, 2010
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maximum suckage

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.
Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.
by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 21, 2006
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Suckage

The amount that something does suck.
When you first encounter Diablo, you truly test your degree of suckage at D1.
by Jessica Pille February 5, 2004
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