Suchage 

The grey area in between the touch and the toss. The Suchage can be a person, or a verbal response to someone flicking your tip literally or metaphorically. An absolute suchage is when you get “suched” at the highest degree. Being a Suchage can be a compliment and a diss depending on context.

The Suchage just flicked my absolute tip.

*after someone says something retarted*
“The SUCHAGE!”

Suchage by anonymous November 23, 2021

Suckage 

the POS that is Responsys Interact v6 (aka Vista)

Why didn't the e-mail launch?" "Because of the sheer magnitude of SUCKAGE that is Responsys

Suckage by vistaphile2 July 8, 2010

Suckage 

Total state of suck. Where everything in sight is teh sux0r.

Giant robots crushed the casinos and mooshed the brothels and started fires that burned things and left ruin and SUCKAGE

Suckage by PSYmon February 27, 2003

Schagen 

An awesome city in the Netherlands, it's small but it has EVERYTHING you need; stores, a library, a cinema, many sportsclubs.

1: Have you ever been to Schagen?
2: No, how is it there?
1: Schagen is fucking awesome!

Schagen by afrodite1234 October 30, 2011

Butt Suckage

An unpleasant experience, place or event.

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.

Butt Suckage by hwcdesign March 2, 2010

maximum suckage 

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.

Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.

maximum suckage by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 21, 2006

Suckage 

The amount that something does suck.

When you first encounter Diablo, you truly test your degree of suckage at D1.

Suckage by Jessica Pille February 5, 2004