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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant
An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019
ashley schaeffer
This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
ashley schaeffer by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
sucharita
Sucharita: very sweet, but doesn't put up with bullshit; she is a woman of insurmountable kindness and knowledge. Sucharita is clever and knows a lot about weird things. She is hilarious and thoughtful, and will make you the most amazing food when you are sad. Her face is sunshine and she takes the best selfies. She's is very fierce and will do amazing things with her life. She seems very chill when you first meet her but is actually crazy and will surprise you with her knowledge of musicals. If you fall in love with a Sucharita, you'll never recover, and you better treat her right.
Person: Oh my goodness, who is that amazing girl playing the piano?
Me: oh her? That's sucharita.
Person: she is so beautiful
Me: yeah everyone says that.
Me: oh her? That's sucharita.
Person: she is so beautiful
Me: yeah everyone says that.
sucharita by Basketballpractice January 20, 2018
sucheta
Walking bubble of joy and excitement. Easy to talk to and to share your pain with (suchetas will have a lot of pain when it comes to applications especially universities). Hard working and a foodie, with the color mustard suiting her more than others. She's a quiet hater, but she can still hate.
She's such a Sucheta. He really wants him a Sucheta. Get a friend like a Sucheta. Sucheta would make a great boyfriend!
sucheta by S.A and F.B March 30, 2017
Sucha Singh
Sucha Singh the master oiler, he’s from Machiwara. If you say anything bad about him he will not only oil you but your girl and your family as well.
Sucha Singh by Sucha Singh with the oil November 1, 2021
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