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Total state of suck. Where everything in sight is teh sux0r.
Giant robots crushed the casinos and mooshed the brothels and started fires that burned things and left ruin and SUCKAGE
by PSYmon February 27, 2003
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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the POS that is Responsys Interact v6 (aka Vista)
Why didn't the e-mail launch?" "Because of the sheer magnitude of SUCKAGE that is Responsys
by vistaphile2 July 07, 2010
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Adj. Something that goes well beyond the normal extent of misery or sucking.
This job has achieved a new level of "suckage".
by ENG PROF DOO March 09, 2010
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The amount that something does suck.
When you first encounter Diablo, you truly test your degree of suckage at D1.
by Jessica Pille February 05, 2004
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For something or someone to suck really bad.
That maths test was pure suckage.
by danHIM March 24, 2007
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A form of fellatio but of a much more powerful magnitude. Legend has it that the suction power of a "suckage" is comparable to a space station in Earth's orbit having a sizable air leak, causing everything within to pull toward this cabin discrepancy.
Aye yo! Last night, Jay Ghee gave me that some of that infamous slimey suckage. She sucked the meat right off my dick!...
by TheThotHunter January 01, 2019
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