Substanch
When something is of considerable importance, size, or worth. Short Hand for Substantial, used alone often to describe semi-trivial things.
Substanch by billythekid_7 April 28, 2022
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Substanize
Swallowing, inhaling, snorting, or injecting yourself with a drug, usually one that is illegal without doctor shopping for a prescription first.
2 Strawz: You been movin bricks, $hasta?
$hasta: UOENO! Up for 24 hours with my lab coat on. Now I need to substanize my body with some alcohol STAT to wind the hell down.
$hasta: UOENO! Up for 24 hours with my lab coat on. Now I need to substanize my body with some alcohol STAT to wind the hell down.
Substanize by MrShasta June 6, 2013
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substanisan
The word SUBSTANISAN was invented by the always adequite Lindsay Lohan . Nobody knows what does it really mean therefore you can spot many different usages.
Whoa, that would be more than substanisan!
Oh my gah, move to Substanisan already!
Substanisan my ... you moron!
I feel so substanisaned today.
Stop substanisantly substanisanting my substanisaned substanisan.
...Now repeat it over n over as quickly as you can!
Oh my gah, move to Substanisan already!
Substanisan my ... you moron!
I feel so substanisaned today.
Stop substanisantly substanisanting my substanisaned substanisan.
...Now repeat it over n over as quickly as you can!
substanisan by substanisanemigrant September 10, 2009
Substance D
1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".
2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."
This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
Substance D by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009
Substance Toddler
Substance Toddler by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Whore Substance
When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.
Whore Substance by whore humper January 6, 2011
Illegal substances
My friend got sent to prison because he was found with illegal substances. He couldn’t even talk his way out of it because he’s such a glassman.
Illegal substances by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 24, 2020
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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