Substanch 

When something is of considerable importance, size, or worth. Short Hand for Substantial, used alone often to describe semi-trivial things.

Yo! How was the party last night?
Substanchhhh!

And how were the girls?
Substanchh.

Substanch by billythekid_7 April 28, 2022

Substanize 

Swallowing, inhaling, snorting, or injecting yourself with a drug, usually one that is illegal without doctor shopping for a prescription first.

2 Strawz: You been movin bricks, $hasta?
$hasta: UOENO! Up for 24 hours with my lab coat on. Now I need to substanize my body with some alcohol STAT to wind the hell down.

Substanize by MrShasta June 6, 2013

substanisan

The word SUBSTANISAN was invented by the always adequite Lindsay Lohan . Nobody knows what does it really mean therefore you can spot many different usages.

Whoa, that would be more than substanisan!

Oh my gah, move to Substanisan already!

Substanisan my ... you moron!

I feel so substanisaned today.

Stop substanisantly substanisanting my substanisaned substanisan.

...Now repeat it over n over as quickly as you can!

substanisan by substanisanemigrant September 10, 2009

Substance D 

1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".

2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).

"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."

This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.

Substance D by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009

Substance Toddler 

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

Substance Toddler by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Whore Substance 

When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.

The time is 2:99 in this humid enviroment, and their is whore substance in my front bum.

Whore Substance by whore humper January 6, 2011

Illegal substances 

Synonym for Drugs usually used in a more formal setting like with police

My friend got sent to prison because he was found with illegal substances. He couldn’t even talk his way out of it because he’s such a glassman.

Illegal substances by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 24, 2020