Definitions by Ankylosaurus
Big League Chew
(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.
Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
Big League Chew by Ankylosaurus March 5, 2012
Dentist Appointment
Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
Dentist Appointment by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Tydongasaurus Cock
(n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis
(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
Tydongasaurus Cock by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Pterocockdyl
(n.) A pet name for the penis, taken from that of the dinosaur Pterodactyl
(n.) A penis resembling that of a prehistoric bird's beak
(n.) A penis resembling that of a prehistoric bird's beak
Kim: I finally saw Josh's penis last night
Amy: Really?! Was it big?
Kim: Well...it wasn't so much as big as....oddly shaped. It looked like a bird's beak...
Amy: Pterocockdyl!
Amy: Really?! Was it big?
Kim: Well...it wasn't so much as big as....oddly shaped. It looked like a bird's beak...
Amy: Pterocockdyl!
Pterocockdyl by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Donut Holder
Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
Donut Holder by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
3 Meat Treat
(n.) A sexual encounter involving 3 penises and, most likely, 1 vagina.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
3 Meat Treat by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Grand Slam
Guy 1: Have you seen the bathroom?
Guy 2: No what happened to it?
Guy 1: Someone destroyed it...with shit. They cradled it AND upper decked it.
Guy 1: THE GRAND SLAMMMM
Guy 2: No what happened to it?
Guy 1: Someone destroyed it...with shit. They cradled it AND upper decked it.
Guy 1: THE GRAND SLAMMMM
Grand Slam by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010