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(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Brown Lasso mug.(n.) A cop's penis.
Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Donut Holder mug.(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Dentist Appointment mug.(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.
Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
by Ankylosaurus March 5, 2012
Get the Big League Chew mug.Guy 1: Look at that girl over there! Fuckin' gross! Her tits are sagging like no one's business.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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