3 Meat Treat

(n.) A sexual encounter involving 3 penises and, most likely, 1 vagina.

(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.

Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Tydongasaurus Cock

(n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis

(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)

Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Big League Chew

(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.

by Ankylosaurus March 05, 2012

Pterocockdyl

(n.) A pet name for the penis, taken from that of the dinosaur Pterodactyl

(n.) A penis resembling that of a prehistoric bird's beak

Kim: I finally saw Josh's penis last night
Amy: Really?! Was it big?
Kim: Well...it wasn't so much as big as....oddly shaped. It looked like a bird's beak...
Amy: Pterocockdyl!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010