Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Big League Chew

(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.

by Ankylosaurus February 03, 2012

Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.

Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.

by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010

Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010

Boobnana

(n.) Breasts or boobs that resemble bananas sloping downwards; boobs that resemble ski slopes

Guy 1: Look at that girl over there! Fuckin' gross! Her tits are sagging like no one's business.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010