Ankylosaurus's definitions
(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Brown Lassomug. (n.) A cop's penis.
Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Donut Holdermug. (n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis
(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Tydongasaurus Cockmug. (n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Get the Beer Toddlermug. (n.) A sexual encounter involving 3 penises and, most likely, 1 vagina.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the 3 Meat Treatmug. Guy 1: Look at that girl over there! Fuckin' gross! Her tits are sagging like no one's business.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Boobnanamug. (n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.
(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.
2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.
2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Get the Molassholemug.