(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Get the Beer Toddlermug. (n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.
Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
by Ankylosaurus March 05, 2012
Get the Big League Chewmug. (n.) A sexual encounter involving 3 penises and, most likely, 1 vagina.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the 3 Meat Treatmug. Guy 1: Look at that girl over there! Fuckin' gross! Her tits are sagging like no one's business.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Boobnanamug. (n.) Any bad-smelling scenario.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Pile of Assmug. (n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.
(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.
2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.
2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Get the Molassholemug. Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Dentist Appointmentmug.