Ankylosaurus's definitions

Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.

Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Tydongasaurus Cock

(n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis

(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)

Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010