stute

Short for prostitute.

"Where the stutes at?"

stute by Senor Marveloso October 4, 2007

Stute

Sorority sister aka a "sorostitute". Prefers "stute" b/c it is an abbreviation of sorostitute w/o the negative connotation of "sorostitute" that GDI's try to give it, even if sorostitute is tongue-in-cheek wordplay, not offensive. Also prefers stute b/c GDI's don't know the word.

From the gym, class, community service, a game or grocery store, is always tastefully attired (though even if wearing a sack, would do so with style &decorum). Sundress, biz suit, sunglasses, pearls, North Face, Nike Shox, Rainbows, cap. Dates a fratdaddy. Parties Th, Fr, Sat. Sings w songs loudly at bars. Doesn't care if people stare; they're jealous or uptight.

Selects pledges carefully. Politely declines those lazy, don't care about themselves & others & who don't have a sense of social responsibility & values. Pulls the best out of them, involves a lot of stress & a lot of support.

As professional already been in leadership positions, dealt with personalities, responsibility & organized, motivated. Avoids pretentiousness, pettiness & cattiness. Often leader at her work, church, community & wife of a fratdaddy & fratmom. Helps sisters b/c she's committed to sisterhood. Not a man-hating feminazi but a self respecting woman. She also helps fratdaddies too. She's better, but treats other people with grace & respect. B/c she's a stute.

Not a spoiled, bitchy, princesses in Juicy attire, track suits, or "typical" girls from the NYC metro area or those who reek of trashiness & entitlement.

"Man, I can't deal with these skanky, classless GDI chicks. You know, every girl should be a stute. Ever heard of a Plan A that was a GDI?"

Stute by Blanche Devereux May 10, 2010

Stute Fish 

an ugly girl that pretty girls hang out with to make them look more attractive in contrast

Girl 1: Hey, do you want to hang out with me and my hot friends?
Girl 2: But I'm ugly.
Girl 1: You can be our stute fish.
Girl 2: Okay.

Stute Fish by Zach Block July 4, 2005

United States Death Metal

United States Death Metal is American Death Metal. USDM aka American Death Metal the national initialism of USA Death Metal. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary & More are 🇺🇸 United States Death Metal Bands

United States Death Metal by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019

Barnum Statement 

A Barnum Statement is a phrase used by conmen (for example a psychic) to try and make people think they have some deep insight into their psychology or life.
They are also commonly used in horoscopes

Barnum Statements are statements which most people will agree with, regarding themselves, while not realizing that almost every other person will also agree with them regarding their own lives

examples are:
"you have a good sense of humor, but not everyone sees it"
"you tend to think about things before taking action"
"You have had some major challenges in your life"
"you recently had a disagreement with someone you care for"

"The psychic told me that I was quite intelligent, but other people dont always see it"
"Sounds like she was just feeding you a Barnum Statement"

Barnum Statement by DutchCappedCrusader June 12, 2014

The Absolute State 

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

The Absolute State by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

state lunch

The two to three hour lunch break taken by many state employees.

"Where do you want to eat?"
"Not sure, but it's Friday so I'm thinking state lunch"

state lunch by Moltar March 8, 2008