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False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.
I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?
False Start by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

Startkeylogger 

DCC SEND STARTKEYLOGGER 0 0 0 is a way to make half of the people in an irc channel disconnect. This originated when a virus used the phrase to start the key logger it came with. If you had Norton internet security, it would terminate the connection. Some older routers also crash when receiving a malformed DCC request, which DCC SEND STARTKEYLOGGER 0 0 0 is.
(15:07) <@Ham> DCC SEND STARTKEYLOGGER 0 0 0
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Don't start nothing, won't be nothing 

If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").
"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black

how to start a cult 

1.make up a random religion

2. Recruit members

3.you are god
“I met a guy who wanted me to join him “

“He also said how to start a cult”
how to start a cult by Man is man November 12, 2020

Starter cap

It is a brand of baseball caps referenced in the Eminem songs "Stan" and "Killshot" which he uses in "Killshot" to indirectly call MGK a stan.
Starter cap by Ajeazy1 February 10, 2021

Fire starter 

When two males begin rubbing their dicks together, like starting a fire with two sticks. Very much like frottage, but male only, without clothes.
Those two guys eating lunch together do the fire starter.
Fire starter by Fitzygerald November 26, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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