Sturtevant 

To take a shit in a public toilet that is so horrendous that people flee the area, often in a state of panic or fear.

Friend 1: it’s a shame that lovely cafe went out of business. I really enjoyed the home made cakes.
Friend 2: yes, it was never the same after Andy sturtevanted the place last year. People just couldn’t forget…

Sturtevant by RJ Giants January 9, 2022

Sturdevant 

An act by which a female, during sexual intercourse or some other form of sexual pleasure, inserts one or more fingers into the anus of her partner.

other common spellings include: sturdavent, sturdyvant, sturdyvent and sturdevent

Dude1: Man, I think I might be gay.
Dude2: Why dude? That's wacky.
Dude1: Well, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and she sturdevanted me.
Dude2: Huh?
Dude1: She stuck her fingers up my ass...and I liked it.
Dude2: Oh. Bye.

Sturdevant by Mr. Wow December 8, 2006

Caleb Sturdivant 

Baby Girl

Baby girl Caleb Sturdivant is sleeping

Caleb: ZZzzzZZZzzz

Caleb Sturdivant by Gimmie Gimmie May 1, 2018

Sturtevantness

Something too honest for words to express or too insane to be expressed by words. Often used in reference to the late poet Guy Sturtevant.

Finnegans Wake by James Joyce is full of Sturtevantness.

That shit your mom said about my balls was nothing but Sturtevantness.

I'm sick of all the sturtevantness falling out people's mouths on Fox news and CNN.

Sturtevantness by brandonsbass May 2, 2010