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Jon sturtz 

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls
I want a Jon sturtz in my life
Jon sturtz by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021
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Kyle Sturtz 

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.
Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!
Kyle Sturtz by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025

Stirtz Lab 

A place in which monumental marine ecology discoveries are found. "Where we go one, we go all. "
I went to the Stirtz Lab to study the decomposition of plankton.
Stirtz Lab by P4G0 May 9, 2022

Salvatore Shurtzverscins 

Inventor of the “shirts vs skins” competition concept. Created after several hilarious mishaps with passing the ball to the wrong team.
“Hey Pax I don’t reminder who is on our team”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”
a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut
heather is a sturtle
sturtle by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010

STULTZ CAT 

An orange male cat that wobbles when it walks. This cat is also known to be fearful of the Darth Vader theme song, as it has been seen fleeing the premise anytime it is played. The cat is also homeless because it’s previous owner abandoned it.
“Wow, can you believe the STULTZ CAT got it’s cat tree stolen?”
“Yeah, the STULTZ CAT is down bad
STULTZ CAT by cart smoking cat June 28, 2022
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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