sturtle 

a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut

heather is a sturtle

sturtle by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010

startlefuck 

When you are suddenly and unexpectedly entered by someone with a full-blown erection.

To startlefuck a person right, you can’t let on that you are plotting anything.

startlefuck by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018

Startle 

(Vb.) to move or jump suddenly (as in surprise or alarm).

The Amber Alert startled everyone in their sleep.

Startle by Rackoben February 15, 2019

Startle The Witch

A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.

Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!

Pat: What did you do?

Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.

Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.

Startle The Witch by undecided1 January 1, 2009

snurtle 

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

snurtle by Gregles January 1, 2009

Spurtle 

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

Spurtle by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Shurtleffed 

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

Shurtleffed by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005