Sturbridge

A small town in South Massachusetts, where it literally fucking sucks.

Friend 1: You live in Sturbridge?
Friend 2: Yeah I know I just wanna commit already.

Sturbridge by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

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Old Sturbridge Village

Ahh Old Sturbridge Village. It is an 1800s town in the middle of sturbridge massachussetts. For children from all around it means fun. For sturbridge children it is a yearly torture. Preschool: yessssss Kindergarten:yes 1st grade:mmhhmmmm 2nd:yay 3rd:yup 4th:wtf again 5th:this is ridiculous 6th:ive had enough of this shit im going to go smoke in the woods behind the school house. Ahhh the wonders of a tourist attraction. A sturbridge resident can say oh i live in sturbridge and get the response of "whhheerreeee???" but the second they say old sturbridge village they get the answer "oooohhhhhh ive been there". The town of sturbridge is literally defined by OSV people ask if we go to school in 1800s clothes... noooo we do not. Its a small section of town even we have to pay to get into so get over it.

Old Sturbridge Village

Old Sturbridge Village by A Sturbridgian March 20, 2010

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stoxbridge

This term is used to collectively refer to the University of Oxford, the University of Cambridge & St Andrews University, the three most prestigious universities in the United Kingdom.
Admissions to Stoxbridge is extremely competitive.

Christ not another one of these wankers from Stoxbridge.

stoxbridge by Steve-O in Sydney January 20, 2023

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Tom Sturridge

The handsome, young English actor who most recently portrayed Roger Gosselyn in the 2004 film, Being Julia. He is also, indeed, impossibly good looking & possesses the talent necessary for a successful acting career.

Tom Sturridge is so gorgeous, that his appearance in teen magazines will be inevitable.

Tom Sturridge by prettykitty September 25, 2005