4 definition by Helpme_1938

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A small town in South Massachusetts, where it literally fucking sucks.
Friend 1: You live in Sturbridge?
Friend 2: Yeah I know I just wanna commit already.
by Helpme_1938 March 09, 2019

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Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.
“Old Zealand isn’t real”
by Helpme_1938 March 09, 2019

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A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.
Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”
by Helpme_1938 March 09, 2019

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Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)
Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies
by Helpme_1938 March 09, 2019

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