stoxbridge

This term is used to collectively refer to the University of Oxford, the University of Cambridge & St Andrews University, the three most prestigious universities in the United Kingdom.
Admissions to Stoxbridge is extremely competitive.

Christ not another one of these wankers from Stoxbridge.

by Steve-O in Sydney January 20, 2023

Old Sturbridge Village

Ahh Old Sturbridge Village. It is an 1800s town in the middle of sturbridge massachussetts. For children from all around it means fun. For sturbridge children it is a yearly torture. Preschool: yessssss Kindergarten:yes 1st grade:mmhhmmmm 2nd:yay 3rd:yup 4th:wtf again 5th:this is ridiculous 6th:ive had enough of this shit im going to go smoke in the woods behind the school house. Ahhh the wonders of a tourist attraction. A sturbridge resident can say oh i live in sturbridge and get the response of "whhheerreeee???" but the second they say old sturbridge village they get the answer "oooohhhhhh ive been there". The town of sturbridge is literally defined by OSV people ask if we go to school in 1800s clothes... noooo we do not. Its a small section of town even we have to pay to get into so get over it.

Old Sturbridge Village

by A Sturbridgian March 20, 2010

Stourbridge platoon’d

To steal something after a camp

I Stourbridge platoon’d that cam cream

by Your lordship October 28, 2021

Old swinford in Stourbridge

fuck me I mean where do I start, I can’t lie i hear “what’s that in your pocket” more than the shitty maths equations mr nartey who no one knows what fuck he’s saying tryna waffle in ya face 24/7 (sound g tho). Imagine dis ye I pay 36k to stay at this ‘posh school’ when I get in, In the mornings, guess what, mans stuck outside for fucking 25 mins In the freezing cold cuz I ain’t got a fucking key card which their tryna scam their way into making me pay 15 fucking quid for another one, drug game here is shit as no one has experience like I could moretime buy a Z of dust off some next crackhead younger for a fiver and still get licked within 5 seconds of approaching the shit. Biggest bollocks is that these man care more about fucking catching kids with their ‘vape devices’ than getting me my fucking GCSEs. Ain’t done yet so don’t click off, shout out to my guy Mr Kerr he’s a fucking legend. Mr slaphead Perry thinks he’s the shit when one slap on the head would course a fucking earthquake enough to wipe out the wannabe gangsters in the school. Mr coalter or however the fuck u spell it’s name cares more about your fucking creps than ya fucking life, man pays 36k for me to be sitting in the dining hall eating with two fucking spoons cuz they ain’t got no fucking cutlery to give us and slap a bit on the side call that an osh special. But ye fuck me it’s never to late to leave this mockery.

Boy 1: what’s old swinford in Stourbridge

Boy 2: ‘jumps off a bridge’

by Suckmatip February 13, 2022

Ollie stanbridge

A boy from Chatteris who fingers girls whitest they sleep he has had at least 2 victims and is now depressed and what we like to call a nounce

For Halloween I’m dressing up as Ollie stanbridge.

by Super skinny man 😀 October 30, 2018

stourbridge

a crappy little town, with chavs who reckon they can jump over 10 foot gates & go into shops, nick something, with thinking that it doesn't go noticed. it's small, is s*itty. & really should have a clean up.

the stourbridge park, where chavs & emos like to start fights, by throwing rocks at each other.

by Shazzlovesyou May 19, 2007

Stanbridge

The surname of hotties. The guys are rather shy but very smart, funny and when they do come out of there shell, phew, it's good. Stanbridge's are VERY good in bed, rather theatrical. The girls are funny, popular and pretty.

A: Omfg I think I'm in love with a stanbridge

B: haha good luck, they're WAY outta your league

by LifeInDefinition November 16, 2013