Someone that busts ass at everything (Ex: school, running, being a good kid, driving, girls, LIFE). Stuvasses are extremely cocky. Always careful to drink in moderation and planing snack breaks between drinks, Stuvass tries to stay in controll of all situations(esp. situations involving girls). They are also Sore Loosers, viewing everything in life as a contest that Needs to be won at all costs.
Antonym: Appletop
"Being a Stuvass, i plan on busting ass the first mile to get a good start, busting ass the second mile because it is mostly down hill, and busting ass the last mile for a strong finish."
A person who isn't accepted by the majority of the people around him. Makes unfunny jokes, says irrelevant things, says weird shit. Overall a person who doesn't make sense.
dumbass: yo what did the dog say to the other dog?
normal person: what?
dumbass: bark bark i like bones.
normal person: stupass