Someone who goes slumming it with people who have less education, attractiveness and life opportunity in order not to deal with peers, not work hard in the workplace, and to attract romantic partners who are low maintenance.
As a slumster, he was happy that his new friends from the unemployment officeplayed video games every night until the sun came up.
The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you willevermeet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.
1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"
A person that is trying to look like a scumbag for the sake of street credibility. Usually associated with the skateboarding or rollerblading subcultures. Mustaches, tight pants and punk rockmusic are a key indicator of a scumster.
"Look at that bunch of Scumsters with their ripped jeans and mustaches, I bet they still live with their mothers".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!