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Strumking is the action of flipping an animal, specifically one that is larger than the average human, clockwise onto its back while laughing hysterically. This is the most entertaining form of animal abuse, it is designed purely for the enjoyment of watching it struggle to reattain its stability.

Usage is very similar to the word struek, deciding between the two depends on the size of the victim.

Some things to note:
* This action can only be performed by humans and cannot be performed on humans.
* Similarly, this action can not be performed on anything close in size to a human. Anything close in size to a human must be ignored in respect to this action because it is not worthy.
* This action can not be performed on plants.
* This action can be performed on robots.
* This action is most fun in the water. It can be lethal to the other creature, which is what makes it so much more entertaining.
* It is still unclear if the meanings of these words flip below the equator. This would mean strueking a large creature and strumking a smaller animal.
My life was incomplete, so I got on a plane and arrived in Africa. Upon my arrival, I spotted a massive hippopotamus. Being the smart, clever, human I am, I decided to strumk the dumb thing and leave without ever looking back.
Strumk by YodelSoot January 29, 2020
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Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.
Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
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flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.
Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

strumbler 

1. An enormously large cock. Usally of great thickness and length.

2. Also can be used as an adjective, strumbling, which means huge, out of porportion, rippling, etc.
1. Hey, bitch, come suck my strumbler!

2. Geez, I have a strumbling cock!
strumbler by Mr. President May 9, 2005

Street struck 

Def: where ya got talent in somethin better then sellin on da streets but ya rather sell drugs n b a fuckin thug

or liek da fast money streets giv
Ex: cause bein street struck'll
get you nuttin but a bullet or jail time

I've seen a lot of my peers give up they careers for some fast money
They could've been boxers, ballplayers or rap singers
Instead they bank robbers and crack slingers
Aiyyo they used to be legit kids, now they corrupt
They had dreams but gave em up cause they street struck
Street struck by Rain CiiTy September 20, 2009

fuck-struck 

1. in lieu of "love struck"

2. describes a state of being -somewhere between love and lust...when you fuck someone and you go ga-ga over them
"I can't stop thinking about him, I'm totally fuck-struck!"

"Did you see Jim? He's totally fuck struck over that brunette chick!"
fuck-struck by one/onlyae March 3, 2009

star struck 

The moment you met the one you love. Whether you admit it or not, you will never forget the feeling of being star struck.
I will never forget the time you kissed me, I was star struck.
star struck by halo0722 December 25, 2019