Strumbling

When you try to take a sip from a straw without looking at it but you miss and start fumbling around for it with your mouth.

I went to take a sip from my water last night but completely missed my straw and then my friends all saw me strumbling.

Erryday I'm strumbl ing.

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strumbling

The slow, wobbly walk when you are drunk, but in no rush to get to your next location.

Alice: "Why is Duncan walking like that?"
Jen: "I'm not sure."
Alice: "Are you going to fall?"

Duncan: "Naw, I'm just strumbling."

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The act of being so fucked up you can't see or walk straight, therefore you stumblin.

"Damn man, that shit last night got us fuckkked up!"
"Yea bro, I was stumblinnnn!"

Stumblin by Siyksoul December 22, 2009

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When a midget with no legs or arms dances. This is also used in porn, where a midget would dance on the persons chest to please them.

Stubbling is an extreme sport

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When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

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Yelling so loud that you can't understand what they are saying, loud mumbling.

Could you yell any louder, you are shmumbling with fucking nonsense.

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Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.

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