strump 

From the Shakespearean word strumpet, meaning prostitute, street walker, lady of the night, hooker, or sausage wallet. Typically used in reference to someone who is available for a very low sum of money or who as four or more STDs.

Forsooth, young Tybalt, methinks yonder strump thither shalt juggle mine ball sack for nigh but a sixpence.

strump by Annie Nomous September 7, 2007

strump 

What you settle for after there is not an available sweet scally. Basically, this is a girl that is alright but will probably put out. Strump is usually preceeded with 'dirty' as in 'dirty strump.'

Don't really see any sweet scallys tonight, but I do have a couple dirty strumps lined up.

God, this dirty strump just won't go away.

strump by Hulashakes October 12, 2005

strump 

1) The verb form of "strumpet". To be used when one is acting/appearing like a strumpet, seducing someone, etc.

2) Could be used more precisely when strutting like a strumpet. Strut + strumpet = strump.

1) Gee, Jane, you're really strumping it up today with the lingerie and ten Spanish lovers. Awesome!
or
Jane: My my, Marcos, you look mighty fine today! I just want to strump you! Marcos: Awesome!

2) I was just strumping into a building and managed to capture the eye of a certain fellow on my way in. He was a drunk, heavy smoker, and big enough to liquify my bones with a hug. Awesome!

strump by Ruffles_and_bows January 14, 2011

strump 

To drive at a high rate of speed down a well-known, empty highway. Generally strumping is characterized by the gentle bouncing that occurs as the vehicle passes several sections of uneven pavement in rapid succession.

Yo, I was strumpin' up and down I-95 for like 45 minutes trying to find that scunt's crib.

strump by DangerMouse83 February 28, 2007

Strump 

Strump: When your having your morning stretch, and a fart slips out (aka - trump, English slang for Fart)

This is very difficult to achieve. When you stretch, your body becomes tight,
making very hard to pass gas. Very skilled accomplishment.

Woman: Aaahhhh, that felt good
Man: Did you just... STRUMP?
(the man was amazed at her abilities)

Strump by Nelson's December 10, 2008

strump 

another word for stock

He was buying 1000 strumps of GM, and 1000 strumps of Golden Sachs, to see which he lost first.

strump by MickiDick February 17, 2018

Strump 

A stress induced bowel movement. Stands for 'Stress Dump'.

Jesse: "Hey man, why didn't you pick up my call?"

Scotty: "Sorry, Fiona broke up with me, I was taking a strump."

Strump by ThiccerSniccker August 1, 2024