Stressurbate
I have 3 essays, a presentation, and a lab report due tomorrow but instead of doing anything productive all I did was stressurbate all day
Stressurbate by Fameless April 24, 2017
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Stressturbate
Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.
Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense
Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense
With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.
After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.
After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.
Stressturbate by MK1996 August 14, 2016
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Stresstrated
Stresstrated by Raeroboch April 9, 2017
stressturbate
The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.
i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles
i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles
Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"
Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"
Guy 2: "Me too, me too"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"
Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"
Guy 2: "Me too, me too"
stressturbate by goldie911 September 10, 2013
Stresstrated
River is so stresstrated because he wants to go outside. River made up this word when he was stressed out and frustrated, he was only 2 years old.
Stresstrated by Spaceykc February 17, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.