The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a
woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting
cloud of cocaine
will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.