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Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.
Stanky Blizzard by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012

stankypuss 

A female who has a constant stank smell from her vagina that can be sniffed by just sitting next to her. Usually that female has a well known stentch from her pussy among multiple, unconnected circles, groups of friends or acquaintances. If one is around that female in "close" quarters or the bedroom, be careful. A stankypuss's stank puss can leave stains!
Barry couldnt believe his roomate Jim brought a stankypuss back to the house after the bar the night before & passed out on the livingroom floor! Besides Jim having to take 4 showers when he woke up, now he would have to pay for a carpet cleaner!!
stankypuss by Grant Gatsby September 9, 2010

stanky pudding 

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.
Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."
stanky pudding by butlerj April 28, 2014

Stanky Spanky 

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.
"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."
Stanky Spanky by the bees tits September 15, 2016

Stanky-tee 

A long white tee that you; eat, sleep, shit, and screw in. Then wear it out to the night club.
I am sure he has on a stanky-tee
Stanky-tee by Apples1029 March 26, 2010

Stanky Face 

A murderer. Very dangerous. Beware of Stanky Face.
β€œOHMYGOD! It’s STANKY FACE! RUNNNNNNNNN!”
Stanky Face by Teddyaltmanisbad101 December 27, 2020