Definitions by Teddyaltmanisbad101
Zebra Hairbrush
Zebra Hairbrush by Teddyaltmanisbad101 October 16, 2021
Fish flirter
Fish flirter by Teddyaltmanisbad101 March 21, 2021
The Dead Muskrat Clan
The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.
OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN
TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!
TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!
The Dead Muskrat Clan by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021
Horse Dung
Horse Dung is a condition where a fellow human being smells like horse dung. It reeks very bad and they should just take a darn shower. Morons.
“That kid has Horse Dung. EWWWWWWW”
“Looks like horse dung too. AHHGHAHAHAHA”
“Whyareyousomeantomeijustwantmymommy”
“Looks like horse dung too. AHHGHAHAHAHA”
“Whyareyousomeantomeijustwantmymommy”
Horse Dung by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 14, 2021
gingerphobia
1. A very common disease in which a person cannot be near a ginger without barfing or killing them.
2. The condition of discriminating against gingers and everything that they stand for.
3. The fear of the color orange.
4. Someone who is scared of Ed Sheeran.
5. Someone who constantly puts down gingers because they have the most beautiful hair color and they are insecure about their life decisions and are also homeless.
6. Someone who does not know correct grammar.
2. The condition of discriminating against gingers and everything that they stand for.
3. The fear of the color orange.
4. Someone who is scared of Ed Sheeran.
5. Someone who constantly puts down gingers because they have the most beautiful hair color and they are insecure about their life decisions and are also homeless.
6. Someone who does not know correct grammar.
“Ew, itsa ginger”
“EWWW IT’S A HOMELESS KID WHO HAS GINGERPHOBIA EW SO DISGUSTING EW GET AWAY FROM ME”
“EWWW IT’S A HOMELESS KID WHO HAS GINGERPHOBIA EW SO DISGUSTING EW GET AWAY FROM ME”
gingerphobia by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 14, 2021