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Differences 

I just learned about a study that showed that toddlers show antagonism towards other toddlers who show anti-social traits are viewed more favorably. And before your a priori presupposition that the antagonist is in the moral right and you say "As they should." That's why I'm famous and an archetypal figure and the greatest writer of all time! Because YOU (Jordan) displayed anti-social personality traits! I've listed them several times. That's how I've curried their favor. That's all it takes. It doesn't matter if your innocent or guilty no one cares. But wait, (because I'm a genius) there's more! So, let's turn the hands of time forward. As a toddler, anti-social traits might be kicking and biting but AFTER they develop a personality then the traits people are going to be SOCIALLY REWARDED for antagonizing are: Low conscientiousness, low agreeableness, high openness, and maybe low agreeableness. That's why "Bullies feel perfectly justified" in antagonizing their victims. Because they are socially rewarded for it by the people who watch. I've deduced the cause and motivation for bullying. I'm a genius.

Dr JeepJorp "I don't know you! I'm not even asking you questions! I don't care!"

Hym "Exactly! But you HAVE referred to me on several occasions. You read a speech that I wrote and you've clearly instructed your followers to do yhe same. Say... What would they find if the got your phone JeepJorp?"
Hym "I mean the differences between us aren't small at all. On morality, at least, we couldn't be more diametrically opposed. Your's is akin to Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism. But I took that a step farther in saying that the idea that 'people have a responsibility to sacrifice for the greater good' isn't something that applies to YOU. It applies to the people to whom you are speaking. You're TEACHING so you don't have to DO. I think Ayn Rands criticism is correct and I think what you do it worse. You're not sacrificing yourself. You're not even willing to risk sacrificing your reputation to associate with certain people. MY morality, on the other hand, is closer to Peter Singer's conceptualization of morally. Meaning 1. If we have the power to stop something bad from happening without losing something of moral significance, then we must do it. 2. Hunger (I would extend this to all forms of privation), disease, and other forms of disability and death (not entirely on board with this one as it's situationally fine i.e. retard molesting whores) are very bad. Ect. (This breakdown of Peter Singer's proposition is from Jeffrey Kaplan's YouTube channel. Go watch the video. I still don't know about the name thing. Some of you clearly don't want to associate with me. Remember that? Remember when I said that? I was right to leave your name out wasn't I? Yeah...)"
Differences by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
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celebrate our differences 

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes
American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

height differences

A term proudly used by some Dutch people to describe variations in topography across the Dutch landscape that are almost unnoticeable to everybody else.
Some people say that the area around Groningen is generally flat, but the region has many height differences.
height differences by MonteZuma August 4, 2004

Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences

*see def. trumpspective
The unwillingness, and/or inability, to reconcile profoundly fundamental and essentially divergent truth-claims as to render mutual incompatability.
Can you list 5 things that you DO agree on?
Ummm, Nope. But we can add Irreconcilable trumpspective Differences to the 'DO NOT' list.

Better differences

Having differences which mutually exceed one another; differences that surpass one another.
When it came to the question of comparing our intelligence, we both had ourbetter differences.

During a political debate, Obama and Romney can be seen to have better differences.
Better differences by Lenny Klever October 4, 2011

creative differences 

getting sacked from work -
I used to work there but left due to creative differences
creative differences by rayjay87 September 11, 2014

I know we have our differences 

The phrase you say before you make peace or team up with your enemy.
Person A: "What the hell do you want?"
Person B: "Listen, I know we have our differences."
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Me: Poggers!
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