A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners.