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Stoffaled 

The act of being cornered by an individual that you will inevitably lose 30 minutes of your life to them explaining what they are up to, even though you have no desire to hear it.
Look at that poor bastard over there getting Stoffaled.

Rob just told me he’d rather deep throat a burning Christmas tree than get Stoffaled again.
Stoffaled by ForReal67 May 24, 2020
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stiffledorf 

a woman who is a side footed straight legged swamp donkey.
look at her walkin around all locked kneed and sidefooted, like a goddamn duck....fuckin stiffledorf
stiffledorf by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

stiffated 

For a person to be frustated with constantly having a stiff penis and not having sex.
He was stiffated because his girlfriend always refuse to have sex.
stiffated by travilist180 December 7, 2020
That thing where you almost walk in to someone, so you step to the side, but they step to the same side, and then you keep on going until one of the people stands still and then you keep on walking.
I had a stoffle in the doorway with Dave.
Stoffle by thisisnotmyrealname47223 December 9, 2011
To get cheated, decieved, or otherwise ripped off (mostly of money by shady market business). Was first coined as a derogatory term for the MMO Star Trek Online when that game's development house, Cryptic (publisher Atari), decided to change pricing/game time terms before the first 30 days (after release) had expired. Is also used to refer the PR nightmare when STO fans started changing the STO wiki website to include various derogatory things about STO and STO developers on Feb 28th, 2010.

-by Shabasquaia
We got STOffed!!!

lol get STOffed fanboi.
STOffed by iNemo March 2, 2010

stoffled 

A Korean person who has a blocked nose.
Korean girl: My nose is stoffled
stoffled by WingManbearpig April 26, 2010
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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