Stoffaled

The act of being cornered by an individual that you will inevitably lose 30 minutes of your life to them explaining what they are up to, even though you have no desire to hear it.

Look at that poor bastard over there getting Stoffaled.

Rob just told me he’d rather deep throat a burning Christmas tree than get Stoffaled again.

by ForReal67 May 24, 2020

stiffledorf

a woman who is a side footed straight legged swamp donkey.

look at her walkin around all locked kneed and sidefooted, like a goddamn duck....fuckin stiffledorf

by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.

Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020

stiffated

For a person to be frustated with constantly having a stiff penis and not having sex.

He was stiffated because his girlfriend always refuse to have sex.

by travilist180 December 7, 2020

Stoffle

That thing where you almost walk in to someone, so you step to the side, but they step to the same side, and then you keep on going until one of the people stands still and then you keep on walking.

I had a stoffle in the doorway with Dave.

by thisisnotmyrealname47223 December 9, 2011

STOffed

To get cheated, decieved, or otherwise ripped off (mostly of money by shady market business). Was first coined as a derogatory term for the MMO Star Trek Online when that game's development house, Cryptic (publisher Atari), decided to change pricing/game time terms before the first 30 days (after release) had expired. Is also used to refer the PR nightmare when STO fans started changing the STO wiki website to include various derogatory things about STO and STO developers on Feb 28th, 2010.

-by Shabasquaia

We got STOffed!!!

lol get STOffed fanboi.

by iNemo March 2, 2010

stoffled

A Korean person who has a blocked nose.

Korean girl: My nose is stoffled

by WingManbearpig April 26, 2010