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A person or persons who frequently leaves the computer while an audio chat session is in progress, thus spamming the chat room with background noise.
Jack's account AHHHHH DO THE DISWASHER JIM I CANT BELIEVE YOUR IGNORING ME
John's account Woah Jack, she's screaming pretty loud at your end, isn't she?
Bill's account ...Jack?
John's account Bill, I think he's pulled a Baden
by Cryfall July 13, 2014
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An Asian who eats noodles and rice every day. He would gladly die for any of his closest friends, most of which are female. Even though he's an Asian he has a huge cock that every girl would gladly ride.
Girl 1: Oh my god! The guy's cock that I just rode stretched my asshole wide open! It felt like the biggest cock I've ever ridden!
Girl 2: He must be a Baden~
by FiveDollarSuckyForOneBucky January 19, 2018
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A pissed off man with many tattoos. Often times seen killing and giving the "death stare" at shows.
Hey, watch out for Baden. He's comin this way!
by xPUREHATREDx24 February 10, 2008
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A male who thinks he's better then he is and finds faults in others before realising his true self. A Baden is someone who is undecided about many things and shows a side of sensitivity and an untrusting nature. Although a Baden can be a negative person, his love will always be strong for one person. He is a gentle man who will be a great husband and father.
Wow, that man and woman love each other a lot.

Yeah he's definitely a Baden.
by Carter Lloyd November 30, 2013
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a small town outside of pittsburgh where old people live and kids think they are gangster. to have fun there is only baden bowl. Kids hang out at the gazebo and smoke pot in the dug outs.
"lets go to baden to get high"
by TayTayTay November 17, 2007
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Probably some German dude who has a HUGE dick, like bigger then big. He doesn't hate anyone and everyone wants to be around him. He is an absolute Playa p.s. he has a HUGE DICK
Person 1: Dude is that Baden over there?

Person 2: Yeah, all the girls say he's a god at sex!!

Person 3: Oh yeah thats right, i do remember someone telling me that!
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by Meganqwer1 August 12, 2018
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A girl's name that describes inner as well as outer beauty

Most girls by the name of "baden" are often seen as beautiful, gorgeous, outgoing, funny, intelligent, and most of all, caring.
looking into her eyes reminds me of a baden i once knew... *sigh*
by blaze1719 May 18, 2009
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