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stoffled 

A Korean person who has a blocked nose.
Korean girl: My nose is stoffled
stoffled by WingManbearpig April 26, 2010
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stiffledorf 

a woman who is a side footed straight legged swamp donkey.
look at her walkin around all locked kneed and sidefooted, like a goddamn duck....fuckin stiffledorf
stiffledorf by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

Stoffaled 

The act of being cornered by an individual that you will inevitably lose 30 minutes of your life to them explaining what they are up to, even though you have no desire to hear it.
Look at that poor bastard over there getting Stoffaled.

Rob just told me he’d rather deep throat a burning Christmas tree than get Stoffaled again.
Stoffaled by ForReal67 May 24, 2020
That thing where you almost walk in to someone, so you step to the side, but they step to the same side, and then you keep on going until one of the people stands still and then you keep on walking.
I had a stoffle in the doorway with Dave.
Stoffle by thisisnotmyrealname47223 December 9, 2011
To get cheated, decieved, or otherwise ripped off (mostly of money by shady market business). Was first coined as a derogatory term for the MMO Star Trek Online when that game's development house, Cryptic (publisher Atari), decided to change pricing/game time terms before the first 30 days (after release) had expired. Is also used to refer the PR nightmare when STO fans started changing the STO wiki website to include various derogatory things about STO and STO developers on Feb 28th, 2010.

-by Shabasquaia
We got STOffed!!!

lol get STOffed fanboi.
STOffed by iNemo March 2, 2010

Stuffled 

To be severely constipated. Lacking bowel movement for a significant amount of time.
Man, I am really stuffled after eating that stuffed crust pizza last night.
Stuffled by Darth Chubb April 2, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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