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man Tyree got mad stoes in his DM's
Stoes by ADORE_Jahnasia December 4, 2018
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Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016
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Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

winos shoes 

Winos shoes - slang term for Zig Zag Classic Mens Canvas Wino in Vintage Retro Fashion.

These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.

When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags

Some people like to pair them

With Pendleton board shirts and

Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.

Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.
Winos shoes, short for winos aka
Zig zags not to be confused with the

Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.

ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.

Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool
winos shoes by Blu_leef November 12, 2022

deli shoes 

Damn those fish tacos were deli shoes!

John Stones 

Best defender of all time. GOAT
VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
John Stones by John stones fan February 2, 2021

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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