Stoesz

A weird name pronounced "Stace." I guess it's german or something. His name's as stubborn as he is.

Human: You'd think those Germans would make it a little easier on the rest of us and just pronounce it "Stace" instead of Stoesz.

by Pumpkin King of Kings September 3, 2010

Stoes

nasty hoes

man Tyree got mad stoes in his DM's

by ADORE_Jahnasia December 4, 2018

stoeszbomb

the shit. nuff said

Who is better then Chuck Norris? Stoeszbomb.

by waffleshit August 6, 2010

stoessel

Absolute queen

Stoessel's album is bomb.com

by woahtini December 28, 2016

stoez

Either cursing online, cracking jokes or teasing people in the group.

"Stoez stop teasing Mirweis!"
"They can't help it, it's just too good to put an end to!"

by kittylover928 September 13, 2022

The Stoetz

Known as The Stoetz for short. It's pronounced "stets" for all you dumb cunts. His first name is Jim. Nobody knows how Jim became the way he is since he has been alive for over 1000 years. When he got covid, he was over it quickly, as the covid could not live in his dusty lungs. For some reason, he is always angry and likes to cuss a lot. Legend has it that The Stoetz began going bald in 1323, but how the fuck could we really know that?

The Stoetz tried to marry AJ's sister, but she already married Kenny.

by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024

the stoetz

An angry old man named Jim. He is a fire alarm guy (FAG). He is known to sleep around woth AJ's sister in various dumpsters. His constant cussing and yelling sometimes gets him in trouble at work. At 5'3" and 142 years old, with veins full of dust, he is still going strong somehow.

Dammit, I have to work with The Stoetz today!

by IvoryMike80 May 23, 2024