A scrawny feminine, German / Jewish / Aboriginal who loves to multi-task by masturbating whilst indulging in an episode of 'Seinfeld' and 'Hebrew Hammer' with his jew beanie on.

He hails from Eildon (A dead end where the road into the town is also the only road out. Oh and Gabby lives there too)

Also referred to as 'Von Stoat'. The 'Stoaty' is also known to dwell in isle 11 of the local Coles supermarket or in front of 'Mr Cashman' at the Bundy pokies.

He is known for his irregular gambling tactics such as Starting off with $100, making it up to $160, then coming back down to $80 to once again withdraw the money from his machine and claim to have won.

Person #1: OH MY GOD! I just won $120!!

Person #2: Yeah, but you put $200 in the machine to start off with you fuckin' Stoaty!

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Mopa: Take my old T.V. cabinet to Eildon you tight arse jew.

Stoaty: I concur.

Mopa: Errr.

Luke: Sizs!!!

Stoaty by Michael Gemini Lee March 12, 2008

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Stoarty

Stoarty is a person with a stoart glizzy

Girl nr. 1: Yoo this dude is so hot
Girls nr.2: damn girl but he's a stoarty
Girl nr.1: i like that shit

Stoarty by Helle11 January 23, 2022

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Steasty

Can be used to decribe a very large, over bearing, powerful person, animal, or object.

- Desbribing a person: Brandon Jacobs is a steasty running back for the New York Giants.

- An object: Tara: "Holy shit Tom, you have a steasty cock!.. I'm not going to be able walk in the morning!"

Steasty by Turkey Nuts June 5, 2009

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stasty

an adjective for someone who is dirty or gross and constantly in that state with no prospect for change

Anarchists, for the most part, are stasty.

stasty by Jamestown! December 24, 2007

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