Stoasty
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Stasty
Stasty by MysticMack September 19, 2016
Stoasted
Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!
Stoasted by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010
Stoaty
A scrawny feminine, German / Jewish / Aboriginal who loves to multi-task by masturbating whilst indulging in an episode of 'Seinfeld' and 'Hebrew Hammer' with his jew beanie on.
He hails from Eildon (A dead end where the road into the town is also the only road out. Oh and Gabby lives there too)
Also referred to as 'Von Stoat'. The 'Stoaty' is also known to dwell in isle 11 of the local Coles supermarket or in front of 'Mr Cashman' at the Bundy pokies.
He is known for his irregular gambling tactics such as Starting off with $100, making it up to $160, then coming back down to $80 to once again withdraw the money from his machine and claim to have won.
He hails from Eildon (A dead end where the road into the town is also the only road out. Oh and Gabby lives there too)
Also referred to as 'Von Stoat'. The 'Stoaty' is also known to dwell in isle 11 of the local Coles supermarket or in front of 'Mr Cashman' at the Bundy pokies.
He is known for his irregular gambling tactics such as Starting off with $100, making it up to $160, then coming back down to $80 to once again withdraw the money from his machine and claim to have won.
Person #1: OH MY GOD! I just won $120!!
Person #2: Yeah, but you put $200 in the machine to start off with you fuckin' Stoaty!
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Mopa: Take my old T.V. cabinet to Eildon you tight arse jew.
Stoaty: I concur.
Mopa: Errr.
Luke: Sizs!!!
Person #2: Yeah, but you put $200 in the machine to start off with you fuckin' Stoaty!
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Mopa: Take my old T.V. cabinet to Eildon you tight arse jew.
Stoaty: I concur.
Mopa: Errr.
Luke: Sizs!!!
Stoaty by Michael Gemini Lee March 12, 2008
Steasty
- Desbribing a person: Brandon Jacobs is a steasty running back for the New York Giants.
- An object: Tara: "Holy shit Tom, you have a steasty cock!.. I'm not going to be able walk in the morning!"
- An object: Tara: "Holy shit Tom, you have a steasty cock!.. I'm not going to be able walk in the morning!"
Steasty by Turkey Nuts June 5, 2009
stasty
an adjective for someone who is dirty or gross and constantly in that state with no prospect for change
stasty by Jamestown! December 24, 2007
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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