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A scrawny feminine, German / Jewish / Aboriginal who loves to multi-task by masturbating whilst indulging in an episode of 'Seinfeld' and 'Hebrew Hammer' with his jew beanie on.

He hails from Eildon (A dead end where the road into the town is also the only road out. Oh and Gabby lives there too)

Also referred to as 'Von Stoat'. The 'Stoaty' is also known to dwell in isle 11 of the local Coles supermarket or in front of 'Mr Cashman' at the Bundy pokies.

He is known for his irregular gambling tactics such as Starting off with $100, making it up to $160, then coming back down to $80 to once again withdraw the money from his machine and claim to have won.
Person #1: OH MY GOD! I just won $120!!

Person #2: Yeah, but you put $200 in the machine to start off with you fuckin' Stoaty!

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Mopa: Take my old T.V. cabinet to Eildon you tight arse jew.

Stoaty: I concur.

Mopa: Errr.

Luke: Sizs!!!
Stoaty by Michael Gemini Lee March 12, 2008
Words you can keep

Stoat gobbler 

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.
Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.
Stoat gobbler by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010
Related Words
Stoaty stoat stoating Stotty stoater stoat gobbler Stouty shoaty soaty Spoaty
A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.

A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...

Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!

Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
Stotty by FatherOfAStotty April 18, 2013
A person who is afraid of women, due to his lifetime of avoiding them while playing repetitive Facebook games. Often times they will shave their arms and legs to feel like the women they crave. Typically obsessed with Japan or other Asian countries.
Man, Mark better get a girlfriend soon or he will end up a Statyk.
Statyk by Braphoghunter April 23, 2019
Scots slang, meaning to wander around aimlessly.
"I was just stoating aboot the toon"
stoat by Sirius1982 April 28, 2008

stoat-the-baw 

- Judges are coming doon hard as fuck on stoat-the-baw, Ray's telling him.
-I thoat she wis sixteen. She telt me she wis, Ocky protests, them smiles at me, an all-lads-together smile.

From Filth, by Irvine Welsh.
stoat-the-baw by Felix Shaw September 22, 2007

sly old stoat 

a very sexy person possibly a love interest.
robyn - im sick of my bad luck with men
charlotte- i know i wanna find mr right
mary- im looking for a minky musky stoat
lauren- switswoo look at that sly old stoat over there
sly old stoat by robyn o brien January 29, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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