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A scrawny feminine, German / Jewish / Aboriginal who loves to multi-task by masturbating whilst indulging in an episode of 'Seinfeld' and 'Hebrew Hammer' with his jew beanie on.

He hails from Eildon (A dead end where the road into the town is also the only road out. Oh and Gabby lives there too)

Also referred to as 'Von Stoat'. The 'Stoaty' is also known to dwell in isle 11 of the local Coles supermarket or in front of 'Mr Cashman' at the Bundy pokies.

He is known for his irregular gambling tactics such as Starting off with $100, making it up to $160, then coming back down to $80 to once again withdraw the money from his machine and claim to have won.
Person #1: OH MY GOD! I just won $120!!

Person #2: Yeah, but you put $200 in the machine to start off with you fuckin' Stoaty!

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Mopa: Take my old T.V. cabinet to Eildon you tight arse jew.

Stoaty: I concur.

Mopa: Errr.

Luke: Sizs!!!
Stoaty by Michael Gemini Lee March 12, 2008
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Stoat gobbler 

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.
Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.
Stoat gobbler by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010
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Stoaty • stoat • stoating • Stotty • stoater • stoat gobbler • Stouty • shoaty • soaty • Spoaty
A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.

A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...

Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!

Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
Stotty by FatherOfAStotty April 18, 2013
A person who is afraid of women, due to his lifetime of avoiding them while playing repetitive Facebook games. Often times they will shave their arms and legs to feel like the women they crave. Typically obsessed with Japan or other Asian countries.
Man, Mark better get a girlfriend soon or he will end up a Statyk.
Statyk by Braphoghunter April 23, 2019
Scots slang, meaning to wander around aimlessly.
"I was just stoating aboot the toon"
stoat by Sirius1982 April 28, 2008

stoat-the-baw 

- Judges are coming doon hard as fuck on stoat-the-baw, Ray's telling him.
-I thoat she wis sixteen. She telt me she wis, Ocky protests, them smiles at me, an all-lads-together smile.

From Filth, by Irvine Welsh.
stoat-the-baw by Felix Shaw September 22, 2007

sly old stoat 

a very sexy person possibly a love interest.
robyn - im sick of my bad luck with men
charlotte- i know i wanna find mr right
mary- im looking for a minky musky stoat
lauren- switswoo look at that sly old stoat over there
sly old stoat by robyn o brien January 29, 2008
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