Skip to main content

Hef's definitions

pack-a-lunch

When a person is socially out of sync during the present gathering . This tern is NOT : degrading or contemptuous to the person out of sync . This is also a SLANG term .
1. A person is off topic .
2. Not cluing in to what a particular conversation is about .

The next person will reply in a humorous tone of voice "pack-a-lunch"
by Hef July 18, 2005
mugGet the pack-a-lunchmug.

oscunt

To say " OH CUNT " out of excitement .
One guy tells another guy something strange and unexpected . The other guy exclaims " 'OSCUNT " .
This slang word was occaisonally said in the Guyanese slang-dialect by few guys whos minds are often in the gutter .
by Hef May 10, 2007
mugGet the oscuntmug.

Stephen Harper

Our present PM . A Mulroney buddy despite breaking ranks with the old Conservative Party .Alberta Oil Industry are among His best allies , afterall they supported the Reform party in masses and didnt forget to fund the party very well .
He and His old pals from the Reform years are often considered bigots . The only connections that I see is that many were hoping this right-wing party would listen to them but the reality is that none of the major parties will listen to racists .
He has definite goals to redefine Canada . Two major examples are 1-he wants the judicial system to think like todays Federal Conservatives / evenLyin' Brian Mulroney publicly blasted Him for that 2- He shows far too much of His Evangelical views . Canada was never meant to be a scripture based country like many European countries and many in the Mid-East . Regardless of ideology We DO NOT NEED TO RE-DEFINE CANADA , We only need a government that can effectively and justly run the country based on a broad cross-section of various present internal and external issues .
Harper and His party are HUGE but not known fot it , HIPPOCRITS . Social-conservatives are for the community , traditional institutions and traditional values . Corporate conservatives are generally what most conservatives really are . Corporate ones are for big business , downgrading jobs , cutting on social-infrastructure , lower wages . These two types of Conservatives ane NOT COMPATIBLE . They are also hippocrites because the Purple-Conservative wing would stand for a free-thinking , small business orieted and community oriented way-of-life
When someone is for increased corporate power and reduced public power , bible-thumper are all STEPHEN HARPERS .
by Hef October 2, 2008
mugGet the Stephen Harpermug.

Milkshake party

when more then 4 men participate in a gang bang with a willing partner. After the last load has been blown inside her/him the participants then pass around the person and share from the filled hole.
Damn your girl was crazy last night! Yeah especially afterwards when we all did that milkshake party and she was still down for it!
by Hef June 5, 2017
mugGet the Milkshake partymug.

new york cut

Usually when a pretty woman has a very aggresive attitude .
snob , verbally abusive to people , pushy , big attitude ,
by Hef June 30, 2005
mugGet the new york cutmug.

Steak

A general slang word when a guy is talking to other guys to describe that a woman is attractive . It can mean slightly attractive to very attractive .
Damn , that chick I saw on the beach, she was a STEAK !.
by Hef December 9, 2007
mugGet the Steakmug.

feathering her turkey

This technique is used by a woman while playing with herself . This involves stroking her vagina and her beaver in a dainty and self-ticklish way .
This masturbation technique takes place after a woman is already aroused but wants to heighten this effect on her .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .
by Hef September 5, 2005
mugGet the feathering her turkeymug.

Share this definition