I was going to watch TV with Tallon, but when he offered to hand me the remotefrom behind his back, I soon learned that it was, in fact, no remote but rather the most chronic stink stick I had ever had the displeasure of sniffing.
A fuckboy who smells like he hasn’t showered in the last month. But wait there’s more! He also includes know-it-all advice for EVERYTHING,offers to kick your ass but then claims his disability is stopping him, annnnnd finally!! He offers sex,sexting,phone sex,butt sex,face fucking and has no job or career in line for his future!! Here’s a bonus he comes with a hefty child support bill!!
A Cigarette, usually smoked when in the company of non-smokers who have a low tolerance for smokers. Often, by naming the object a stinky stick, the non-smoker will accept the smoker's acknowledgement that the habit disgusts the non-smoker, and leave the smoker alone, as opposed to becoming a raging asshole.