I was going to watch TV with Tallon, but when he offered to hand me the remote from behind his back, I soon learned that it was, in fact, no remote but rather the most chronicstink stick I had ever had the displeasure of sniffing.
A fuckboy who smells like he hasn’t showered in the last month. But wait there’s more! He also includes know-it-all advice for EVERYTHING,offers to kick your ass but then claims his disability is stopping him, annnnnd finally!! He offers sex,sexting,phone sex,butt sex,face fucking and has no job or career in line for his future!! Here’s a bonus he comes with a hefty child support bill!!
A Cigarette, usually smoked when in the company of non-smokers who have a low tolerance for smokers. Often, by naming the object a stinky stick, the non-smoker will accept the smoker's acknowledgement that the habit disgusts the non-smoker, and leave the smoker alone, as opposed to becoming a raging asshole.
Well, now that we've finished writing your thesis on vegen cunnilingus, I'm going out for a stinky stick.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.