Stern'd 

An adjective for someone who is really high on some nice buds.

Man, I'm fuckin Stern'd

Hory Shrit burghe, Im rearry stern'd

Stern'd by JuiceKatzu September 25, 2009

Stern des Sees 

Is a rare german discord user found in the beaches of florida this star can tell you but one secret so if you're u find him think about it before you ask him

Stern des Sees what is the ultimate Truth about sleep

You use it to escape your crap reality

Stern des Sees by Stern des Sees December 8, 2020

Stern Dog Raw Dog 

When you get in an argument with your spouse or significant other, give them a firm scolding, and then force them to have unprotected intercourse.

Danny told his wife he was by upset about the rude tone she used in front of their kids. Once he gave her a stern dog raw dog, she never crossed him again.

Stern Dog Raw Dog by Mr ChiForest July 9, 2024

stern's disease 

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

stern's disease by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016

Stern Finger of Disapproval 

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

Stern Finger of Disapproval by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

David Stern 

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.

David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-

David Stern by JustinBiebersucks June 28, 2010

David Stern 

A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.

Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.

"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."

"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"

David Stern by David Stern Sucks December 27, 2011