Stenton

1.Cock gobbling cum gargler
2. ultimate facepalmer

that guy is such a stenton hes always with 5 men at once

by bodizzlelificator September 23, 2011

barry stanton

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.

Barry Stanton is a true English patriot

by Taylor Windmill May 18, 2018

beast of steeton mountain

Giant cat-like beast that guards a mound of hay for reasons not known to mere mortals. Sometimes can be heard whistling a soft, mournful tune from the top of Castle Davy.

Don't hang around on the station at Steeton longer than you have to, the Beast might get you.

by Disgruntled Goat April 9, 2005

Stanton

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.

No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.

by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014

Stemtonk

The root system of a rare cave growing plant called the Torlfind

did you see how deep the stemtonk was on that torlfind?

by Zurtle June 23, 2009

Shenton

Shenton is a wet wipe and has a cancerous name with a drug dealer of a dad.

He also has an Indian grandad called Jamie

Literacy please shenton

by Mr mewwsss December 5, 2018

stantonian

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.

"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."

by philologista October 6, 2021