Shenton
Shenton is a wet wipe and has a cancerous name with a drug dealer of a dad.
He also has an Indian grandad called Jamie
He also has an Indian grandad called Jamie
Shenton by Mr mewwsss December 5, 2018
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Samuel Shenton
Samuel Shenton by theepicjoker March 18, 2018
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Shenton • shentonique • shentonise • Shentonize • dirty shenton • Samuel Shenton • Shelton • senton • Shanton • shantonio
dirty shenton
A Dirty Shenton is when a women is so turned off by a man with a little puny dick, that she throws up into her own vagina rather than having sex with the guy
dirty shenton by Lvlbjj April 18, 2020
Lyle Shelton
Lyle Shelton - An act by an anti-gay or anti-trans person designed to remove, rescind, restrict or amend legislative protections for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans or Intersex people.
We were disappointed to see the member of parliament attempt to Lyle Shelton the anti-discrimination provisions of the legislation.
Lyle Shelton by Gay Australia August 23, 2016
Shelton's Law
(noun):
1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?
JB: Wait no I- !!
JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!
JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.
JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
JB: Wait no I- !!
JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!
JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.
JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
Shelton's Law by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011
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Shelton
A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
Shelton by Bill Arnsparger December 22, 2016
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