Steal you

To take you out on a date/hangout

Person 1: “hey can I steal you for a bite to eat?”
Person 2: “sure! where are we going?”

by Vicissitudo May 26, 2020

steal you

means to hit/slap someone.

boy, if you don't shut up i'll steal you.

by idakoo June 9, 2018

i'll steal you

I'll crack you in the head

"Shut up, bitch, I'll steal you"

by Kim April 6, 2005

Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016

Steal on you

Beat some one up and messed their face up.

Oooh this girl stole on that lil skinny hoe friday after school.

by Nayna May 13, 2005

Steal on you

To bully, intimidate, and take something from someone, especially repeatedly.

If some bully takes your lunch money everyday, or steals your sneakers every time you walk home from school... he sees you as weak and thinks he can steal on you

by VegaPrime April 19, 2018

I didn't make you steal it, bitch

Yeah, no, don't let that fucking Mexican back here until I get my money. I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says.

Hym "Hey, I didn't make you steal it, bitch. OK? I said 'I'm creating AI. If you steal it or try to steal it without paying me I will murder a child.' Dr. Jordan Peterson read all of that (and cried about it) and was actively using my work in his public speeches. And then he had 'the world's leading expert in AI' on his show the day after I rendered what he was saying about AI being unable to perceive UNTRUE. And with in a week we had usable AI that became part of the mainstream overnight. You're lucky I don't have an itchy trigger finger. So, I know at least one of you motherfuckers saw it. I told you not to fucking steal it. You stole it. I have yet to be credited or paid. The jig is up. It's time to shit or get off the pot. I'm not letting those overpaid cripples put a bulwark of lawyers up in front of me so they don't have to pay me. They did not give a fuck what the law says when they took it and they don't give a fuck if I stab your daughter, so, neither do I. They planned on stealing it and then hiding behind billions of dollars worth of lawyers and I'm not letting them do it and if you're going to then you might as well bring me a terminally ill kid for me kill because you're doing this to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025