Steal you

To take you out on a date/hangout

Person 1: “hey can I steal you for a bite to eat?”
Person 2: “sure! where are we going?”

by Vicissitudo May 26, 2020

steal you

means to hit/slap someone.

boy, if you don't shut up i'll steal you.

by idakoo June 9, 2018

i'll steal you

I'll crack you in the head

"Shut up, bitch, I'll steal you"

by Kim April 6, 2005

Steal on you

Beat some one up and messed their face up.

Oooh this girl stole on that lil skinny hoe friday after school.

by Nayna May 13, 2005

Steal on you

To bully, intimidate, and take something from someone, especially repeatedly.

If some bully takes your lunch money everyday, or steals your sneakers every time you walk home from school... he sees you as weak and thinks he can steal on you

by VegaPrime April 19, 2018

Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016

I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.

Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024