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Dirty Steakley 

A Dirty Steakley is a situation where a man is somewhat intoxicated and is drunkenly taken advantage of by another male coworker who is even more intoxicated. This may result in the receiver acquiring some form of STD.
I feel bad for him, he got a dirty steakley last night from the guy he works with.
Dirty Steakley by Pub311 May 21, 2010

The Stewkley Mentality 

The ability/choice to have an awesome time regardless of (and most of the time, in spite of) non-familiarity in location, circumstance or friend count.

Named after Stewkley, a small village outside Leighton Buzzard (see: middle of nowhere) where parties are held...for some fuckin' reason.

Coined by Lee & Joe of Sketch Comedy program "The ABTV Show".
"Yeah it was just Me and Corfield, at a Morris Dancing Festival, in Skegness, on a rainy November afternoon AAAAAND we weren't suited up BUT through the power of The Stewkley Mentality it was like we were partying with Bill Murray, in Vegas, on Crystal Meth AAAAAND my penis was made out of money. The ladies loved it."

Steckley 

A steckley is the most crazy fun outrageous experience of a dude you will ever encounter in life. If you meet a steckley hold on for the ride of your life. He’s like no other and you will never be the same after meeting him. A farm boy that has broken all boundaries and lives like danger is non existent and makes you feel like everything will always be ok as long as your with him.
Things are so bland without steckley around.

Bro you should have seen what steckley just did it was awesome.
Steckley by WeBee Is the handle October 12, 2020

StOakley 

StOakley's are fake Oakley's usually bought at roadside vendors or the mall for less than 10 dollars.
" Hey are those the new Oakley Jawbones, man those are 260 dollars, how can you afford those?"

" Hell no, these are StOakleys, i got them a guy in a van with a sweet mullet and I only paid 9 bucks!"
StOakley by Jetta-The-Hut October 28, 2012
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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