Statuing 

When you decide you don't want to do ANYTHING.

Oh no, Terrance started statuing again. I guess he really didn't want to do his homework.

Statuing by Herself2536 September 10, 2018

Statuing 

When you decide you don't want to do ANYTHING!

Oh no, Terrance started statuing again. I guess he really didn't want to do his homework.

Statuing by Herself2536 September 10, 2018

statusing

(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.

Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.

statusing by mugolf February 24, 2011

Not hating, just stating 

Not wishing to offend or anger anyone, but simply must be said.

She should NOT be wearing that skirt. Not hating, just stating...

Not hating, just stating by fearyomamma April 20, 2010

over statusing 

When someone writes EVERYTHING that they are doing in their facebook/myspace status.

Bob: Dude I'm so sick of seeing Erica's statuses.

Mark: I know seriously. I don't want to hear about her every freaking moment.

Bob: I know. She's over statusing again.

over statusing by boredomoverrules June 9, 2009

Fresno Stating 

When a sports team gives its fans hope only to blow it by shooting itself in the foot season after season, sport after sport.

Jim- “We look great this game. We should win this!”

Bob- “Don’t get too excited. They’ll end up Fresno Stating”

Fresno Stating by Fresno49er November 6, 2018

Stating the Obvious 

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

Stating the Obvious by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012