Stating 

When you stalk someone so hard you think you’re dating them.

“Ugh! I can’t believe Jeff has a girlfriend.”
“Sheryl, you were only stating him.”

Stating by MrKim May 30, 2019

Stating 

Dating across the borders of your state.

Jim: "What's up with Johnny? I haven't seen him in a week."
Billy: "He just started stating this girl from Nebraska."

Stating by Mims304 November 29, 2011

Stating 

Intentionally delaying winning a match in a video game to artificially inflate your stats.

Player 1: Don't capture the flag yet
Player 2: Why not? Are we stating this round?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get my K/D above 3.5 by this weekend.

Stating by DeathPenalty October 18, 2022

Stating the Obvious 

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

Stating the Obvious by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

stating a point 

When you tell somebody how it is and you don't beat around the bush. You tell the person what's wrong without making a big fuss of it.

I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating a point.

stating a point by Katelena January 2, 2016

Not hating, just stating 

Not wishing to offend or anger anyone, but simply must be said.

She should NOT be wearing that skirt. Not hating, just stating...

Not hating, just stating by fearyomamma April 20, 2010

Fresno Stating 

When a sports team gives its fans hope only to blow it by shooting itself in the foot season after season, sport after sport.

Jim- “We look great this game. We should win this!”

Bob- “Don’t get too excited. They’ll end up Fresno Stating”

Fresno Stating by Fresno49er November 6, 2018