A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

Stale Penis by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

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Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

Stale Penis by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

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Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage

When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.

He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

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MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

MLK giant curved penis statue by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

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