Definitions by Story-Teller

David Ly 

sucks at catching bricks and cries on tv..... Believes he is milsim God, windows catch better...

David Ly is a douche

David Ly by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Milf 

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

Milf by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Joel Penis 

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

Joel Penis by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Stage Penis 

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

Stage Penis by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Banana Penis 

When It's curved and yellow..... No not kross's

He has a banana penis.... Oh no poor guy

Banana Penis by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Nipple Twerking 

When You make them nips bounce like nigglet booty... Ew gross

When Revo runs, he nipple twerks. Nipple Twerking at its finest...

Nipple Twerking by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Moist Puss 

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!

She must heave a moist puss!

Moist Puss by Story-Teller January 5, 2015