Moist Puss

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!

She must heave a moist puss!

by Story-Teller January 05, 2015

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 05, 2015

Joel Penis

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

by Story-Teller January 05, 2015

David Ly

sucks at catching bricks and cries on tv..... Believes he is milsim God, windows catch better...

David Ly is a douche

by Story-Teller January 05, 2015

Butt Surprise

When they slip it in without you knowing

I'd like to give her a nice butt surprise

by Story-Teller January 05, 2015

Stage Penis

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

by Story-Teller January 05, 2015

Mick

A term used by a Fat child who is unaware of it's meaning. Often used by children of MARSOC creators who got stabbed in the shoulder with a shovel.

Matt: Call your hit you stupid Mick!!!

by Story-Teller January 04, 2015