Story-Teller's definitions

David Ly

sucks at catching bricks and cries on tv..... Believes he is milsim God, windows catch better...

David Ly is a douche

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Joel Penis

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Stage Penis

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Banana Penis

When It's curved and yellow..... No not kross's

He has a banana penis.... Oh no poor guy

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Nipple Twerking

When You make them nips bounce like nigglet booty... Ew gross

When Revo runs, he nipple twerks. Nipple Twerking at its finest...

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Moist Puss

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!

She must heave a moist puss!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015