Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Story-Teller

David Ly

sucks at catching bricks and cries on tv..... Believes he is milsim God, windows catch better...

Merch

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

Milf by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Merch

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

Merch

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Merch

When It's curved and yellow..... No not kross's

He has a banana penis.... Oh no poor guy

Merch

When You make them nips bounce like nigglet booty... Ew gross

When Revo runs, he nipple twerks. Nipple Twerking at its finest...

Merch

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!

She must heave a moist puss!

Merch