slapjack

Slapping one's own ass while jacking off to their own lower body.

The man slapjacked himself.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

Waygerofosombre

A former way to say "I don't know, sorry" which was most often used in poems from the 17th century. It was last deprecated in the year 1842.

Jesse, where did you buy those shoes?
Not sure, waygerofosombre.

by ChloeV124 April 13, 2018

Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."

His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

Grammar Klansman

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.

The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

Butter Nuts

When the male testicles tighten from becoming warmer than 96.6 degrees Fahrenheit and raise up toward the body.

He had frozen butter nuts after he came inside after playing in the snow.

by ChloeV124 December 01, 2016

Scroob

A Scottish term for penis used in the golden age of piracy.

Put that damn scroob back in your pants!

by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018

BIG MEATY CLAWS

A quote in Spongebob from season 2 episode 14.

Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS!

by ChloeV124 December 01, 2016