ChloeV124's definitions

Brutal Penis Shoveling

A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.

The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

Grammar Klansman

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.

The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

slapjack

Slapping one's own ass while jacking off to their own lower body.

The man slapjacked himself.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

Butter Nuts

When the male testicles tighten from becoming warmer than 96.6 degrees Fahrenheit and raise up toward the body.

He had frozen butter nuts after he came inside after playing in the snow.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage

When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.

He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

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by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016