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One of the best insurance companies when it comes to taking care of customers. A bit expensive, but they pay out no questions asked, unless of course you make a habit of filing claims.
Damnit!! I just wrecked my ride...

2 days later: Sweet!! I just got a fat check from State Farm!!
by SupraTico September 19, 2005
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A nickname sometimes given to people named jake. This is because of the famous Jake from Statefarm adds.
by Thesalamanderpanda May 22, 2018
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A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)
Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.
by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005
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It's an evil car insurance company. You know that commercial where the fisherman is like "YOU GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT!!!!" Well, that's what StateFarm does to you. They are only so big cause of their advertising. Instead, switch to GEICO, who can really save you money. In 15 minutes, you could save 15% or more on car insurance. So don't choose StateFarm. Instead, switch to GEICO
StateFarm is scheming to take over the world and end it as we know it.
by TheGEICOgecko November 21, 2018
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