(Vb.) to move or jump suddenly (as in surprise or alarm).
The Amber Alert startled everyone in their sleep.
by Rackoben February 15, 2019
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To tap someone on the shoulder with the intent of having sex in a Porta-Potty
A co-worked totally startled me at the fair today. It was fucking off-the-hook.
by bobthefairbuilder April 30, 2010
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A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.
Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!

Pat: What did you do?

Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.

Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.
by undecided1 January 1, 2009
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When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.
Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
by hotdogthief February 17, 2008
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When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
by L-Mo April 28, 2008
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the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.
i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.
by the antisocialist December 29, 2011
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