startlefuck 

When you are suddenly and unexpectedly entered by someone with a full-blown erection.

To startlefuck a person right, you can’t let on that you are plotting anything.

startlefuck by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018

sparklefuck 

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration

VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!

sparklefuck by Jovial Bob Stine July 19, 2009

Starefuck

A Verb used to describe someone who is starring at you and is anoying as hell

NOUN:you are a starefuck
VERB:Jon wont stop starefucking me so I punched him in the fucking face
ADVERB:He walks like a starefuck

Starefuck by Marc Bez July 19, 2007

sparklefuck 

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.

kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.

sparklefuck by Jasson O. December 31, 2007

sparklefuck 

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.

kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.

sparklefuck by Jasson O. December 31, 2007