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sparklefuck 

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration
VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!
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A Verb used to describe someone who is starring at you and is anoying as hell

NOUN:you are a starefuck
VERB:Jon wont stop starefucking me so I punched him in the fucking face
ADVERB:He walks like a starefuck
Starefuck by Marc Bez July 19, 2007

sparklefuck 

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
sparklefuck by Jasson O. December 31, 2007

sparklefuck 

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
sparklefuck by Jasson O. December 31, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026