1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck).

2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)

1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!"

2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"

alert by therealanbari June 2, 2016

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alert the coastguard

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006

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Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

Alert the Internet by Keshicus June 1, 2010

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alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

alert cobra by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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